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Watched the new “Zero Day” show.

Robert De Niro playing a fascist with dementia and trying to make him sympathetic is not something I expected. Ever.
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You know, I'm quite happy with Drumpf/Zelenskyy fallout.

I mean, we know there was not a single chance of the orange turd actually helping Ukraine, so, nothing was lost. But I was worried that they would somehow reach an agreement to hit pause on the war. Which would really mean that they'd give Russia time to regroup and somewhat restore their forces. And in 2-4 years they'd attack again. That, thankfully, did not happen.

Notbetting

Feb. 21st, 2025 09:37 pm
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I've heard a saying, in Russian, that in any bet there are two sides: one is a scoundrel, another an idiot. Which, by the way, means that if you mentally make a bet with yourself, you are both.

Anyway, I've got curious as to the source of this saying; I guessed it's relatively modern. Tried googling, and the mighty internet told me this is from one of Sapkowski short stories; specifically, “A Shard of Ice”. I found the Russian translation first, and, indeed, there was a slightly different, but close enough statement:

Спорит либо дурак, либо подлец. Первый не знает, но спорит, второй же знает, но спорит.

Which means, “A wagerer is either a fool or a cad. The first doesn't know, but bets anyway; the second does know, but bets anyway.”

You notice perhaps that the wording is a bit awkward. That's because, when I looked it up in the English edition, I didn't find it. It just wasn't there.

My curiosity spiked, and I looked into the Polish edition — which, I presume, was the original. Lo and behold, it wasn't there either! Which means that it was likely added to a Russian version by the translator.

The question thus remains: where did it come from? Was it invented by the translator, or was there something else?
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Сообщают о гибели срочника из Курской области по имени Никита Добрынин.

Волнуюсь за Алёшу Попова и Илью Муромова.

Boning

Mar. 30th, 2024 01:41 pm
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Watched "Shadow and Bone", season 1. Not going to continue.

My main problem is, why is it a series? They barely had enough material for a 2.5-hour long movie. And that's without cutting off unnecessary stuff. Everything about that girl with viking nazis can be safely removed without affecting the story at all. Genya doesn't affect the plot either. The fighting training is just one scene that leads to nowhere. The flashback tells us what we already know, plus a few superficial details we don't care about.

I keep saying this, but look at Buffy, episode 1 of season 1. It introduced a dozen of characters (quick head count: Buffy, Giles, Willow, Xander, Jessy, Cordelia, Angel, Joyce, Flutie, Darla, Luke, the Master), did some worldbuilding (not just do we learn who the slayer is, but also how vampires reproduce), showed the most important locations (the school, the Bronze, Buffy's home, the Master's cave), and had time for some pretty decent action sequences.

Plus, there are plenty of details that make no sense. Like, Jesper saving everybody by shooting at monsters? Why aren't there guns on this weird landship they use to cross the Fold? Sure, Jesper is the best, but surely you can put ten soldiers onboard and make them all shoot, so that one of them hits the target? And later Kaz just beats a monster with his cane; couldn't they do that as well?

They could've made a standalone movie, but invest heavily in plot, characters, and worldbuilding. Instead they made a long, sluggish show that falls apart as you watch it.
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Не думали Путин и Карлсон никак,
Что будет с утра и до ночи
Их путь освещать, уже без «Огонька»,
Свою портя карму, Коротич.

Expansing

Jan. 25th, 2024 04:21 pm
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I haven't seen the show "Expanse", but I just finished the first book in the series it is based on, "Leviathan Wakes". And oh boy do I have a problem with it.

The book, apart from prologue and epilogue, alternates between two protagonists: Miller and Holden. Miller is kinda anti-hero, a man who is willing to do something bad if it's more likely to lead to something good. Holden is set up as a white knight, who always does the right thing. They butt heads and ultimately Holden kicks Miller out of his team (not that they started on the same team) for, basically, killing a man in cold blood.

Now, Miller did kill several people, although still in single digits (I think). Most of them he killed in self-defense; one person he kills because that one person is the biggest dick in the known universe and is about to not just get away with genocide, but continue the same thing. Still, he is somewhat conflicted and keeps questioning what kind of man he is.

Holden, on the other hand, caused not one, but two space wars through negligence. The first one was a tragic, but understandable mistake. The second time shows that he didn't learn anything at all, as the circumstances are exactly the same. Miller calls him out on it, but it is presented as they are on the same moral ground. They are not. And after that, Holden is still pretty comfortable with himself. The idea of accepting even a shred of responsibility never occurs to him. He gets rewarded for it. He gets to keep his "salvaged" supercool ship, and the colonel, who is presented as a reasonable authority figure, doesn't really mind letting Holden roam free, instead of locking up the bastard and commandeering his ship. Holden even gets the girl eventually. And in the end he whines all the way to get that colonel to argue on his behalf.

But in the end, Miller doesn't fare very good either. He gives in to his obsession with a girl, and pretty much makes everyone abandon a solid plan and risk at least thirty billion human lives. It works, but only because of plot armor.

Generally, the plot is fine, action scenes are handled reasonably well, and political aspect was believable enough. But the ending runs on plot convenience. There are attempts to lampshade the inconsistencies, but those do not go away because of it. For example, the authors don't want Miller to be squashed by inertia, but they also don't want to bother with him floating in zero-g, so they just make the current phlebotinum maintain artificial gravity, for no apparent reason.

All in all, the book is mildly disturbing and disappointing.
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Интересно, это до меня долго доходит, или никто не обратил внимание?

Бандитизм, убийства, грабежи, ставшие нормой поведения; расплодившиеся упыри, средь бела дня пожирающие младенцев; заброшенные пашни; толпы вдов и сирот, умирающих с голоду. А тут еще эльфы сформировали двенадцать отрядов лучников и бросили их на оборону Долин, причем наконечники, которые вытягивали из трупов, были кованы элгарскими гномами и заговорены рирскими друидами.


Описывается война между людьми и вампирами. Вампиры получают вооружение и иную помощь от других магических рас.

Просто на мир соглашаться не было смысла. Он был равнозначен победе людей со всеми вытекающими последствиями – межнациональной рознью, угнетением побежденных, беспределом на отвоеванных землях. А так, скрепя зубы, пришлось хапнутое вернуть. И выплатить немалую контрибуцию.


Основной аргумент против мирных переговоров.

Короли опасались восстаний – как это так, возмущался народ, уже почти победили – и сдаться?! Но обошлось, усталость взяла свое. Людям тоже надоело воевать, и десяток повешенных для острастки наемников-лихоимцев послужил уроком для остальных.


Вполне вероятно, никто особо не расстроится. Есть прослойка милитаристов, но их довольно мало. Ждём, когда можно будет проверить.

Да, это всё — из книги Ольги Громыко «Профессия: ведьма», 2003 год.

Mentaling

Nov. 5th, 2023 07:21 pm
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Just for fun, decided to try the "what's your mental age test".

First question: "I have my principles — a) True; b) False; c) Neither". I was going to select (a), of course. A second later a pop-up shows up asking me to consent to cookies. I'm... conflicted.
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During a crisis a lot of things become simpler. And wars are definitely crises.

Before 24.02.2022 you could say Zelensky is a bad president, and still be pro-Ukrainian. I was.

After that date, if you badmouth Zelensky, you're a Putin propaganda outlet.

And when the war ends, you'd be able to say that stuff again, and still be pro-Ukrainian.

Before 07.10.2023 you could be pro-Gaza, but against Hamas.

After — if you "stand with Gaza", or "stand with Palestine", you're a terrorism supporter. Plain and simple.

And when that war ends, you'd be able to again condemn Israel for many different things and remain a good person.

Of course nothing is absolute, but still, a lot of things became clearer. More focused. That's how it works.
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Apologies in advance. "Zhivoj gvozd'" is a Russian opposition podcast, replacing "Echo of Moscow" radio, shut down by Putin. One host said this in the recent stream, with the head of "gvozd'", Alexei Venediktov, present and approving:
"My favorite joke is this: how is a train car full of cement similar to a car full of dead jewish babies? You can't unload the first one with a pitchfork!"
(yes, she said "similar" instead of "different")
Proof: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LJjwp-Bv9w4&t=5003s

Update: both Venediktov himself and that host apologized (her apology: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJbXhpIUrvw; his apology: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzaEOITw2Kw). Venediktov pretended he didn't hear her joke very well, which is obviously bullshit. She was suspended for two months, and there is a report that she is not going to come back, since "she now understands why people were persecuted in Soviet Union for telling a joke".

Kening

Jul. 28th, 2023 09:42 pm
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So, I did watch "Barbie". Sue me.

I really wanted to like this movie. I really liked "Enchanted", so, another movie about some make-believe person going to the real world? Sign me on. Unfortunately, halfway through it ran out of whatever little steam it had, and started dragging. In the end, it felt like a Youtube short, stretched to the full movie length for no reason.

The plot is basically an excuse. The "real world" is not real at all. Will Ferrell, who looks more and more evil with every passing year, spends the whole first scene pretty much glued to bright drumsticks and moves rather awkwardly. I was expecting a twist, a reveal that he is actually Ken who escaped into the real world decades ago and got older, but no. He is just there, stumbling through the story without direction.

Emotional beats were underwhelming to say the least. The disconnect between mother and daughter, which could plausibly be the theme of this story, is resolved within a few minutes. The twist that it was the mother who played with Barbie and caused problems in the beginning is nice, I guess, but the point that it's fine for a grownup to play with dolls if they want to is not stressed, and it is immediately buried under a car chase, which isn't that good anyway. BTW, I'm not asking for "Mission Impossible"-style car stunts, but can we have something at least on the level of "Knives Out"? Thank you.

Another issue is that they don't understand the idea of "Unspoken Plan Guarantee". The thing is, if your plan is going to succeed without any major alterations — do not tell that plan to the viewers. Only tell them the plan if a) heroes (or villains, if it is their plan) are going to lose, or b) heroes (resp. villains) are going to win, but win by adapting to the changing circumstances, not by sticking to the plan. Of course, omitting Barbie outlining the plan would make the story shorter, but it is stretched beyond imaginable anyway; it should be shorter.

And please, do not tell me that this is a movie intended for kids. First of all, in a kids' movie Barbie would not mention her absent vagina; secondly, kids movies need to make sense too.

Anyway. Characters aren't that great either. Of course, Margot Robbie is perfect as Stereotypical Barbie, that's the role she was born to play; but she is the only one. Ryan Gosling... ahem. Dude is older than Robbie by almost a decade. Yes, it's painfully obvious. He can't be Ken, at least not Stereotypical Barbie's Ken. Ferrell, as I mentioned before, pretty much wanders around without understanding what he is doing (which, come to think of it, is quite usual for him). America Ferrera made her anvilicious preaching be one of the most honest moments of the movie, but it severely clashed with the rest. And Helen Mirren as narrator — well, it is, I believe, illegal to not like Helen Mirren, but I can't help but wonder if the movie would be a bit better if it was Stereotypical Barbie herself narrating the plot. Yes, that fourth-wall-breaking moment too, it would be weird, but in a good way.

And lastly, there were a couple of musical numbers that weren't serving any purpose. They didn't advance the plot, they didn't show characters from a different point of view, they were just... pointless.

Branding

Jul. 17th, 2023 01:04 pm
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This happened some time ago, but it took me a while to calm down enough to be able to write this. As a result, my memory somewhat faded, and I can get certain details wrong. Nevertheless, I hope to at least convey the general meaning.

So, somehow I've learned the name "Brandon Sanderson", and, if I understand correctly, I should've known it long ago. Anyway, I've read the synopsis for his "Mistborn" trilogy, thought it sounded interesting enough, and started reading. I've got through the first book fairly quickly, and, although there were some problems with it, it was an enjoyable experience overall. I'll talk about those problems a little now, but that is not the point of this post, so, I'll make the font size smaller, as those textbooks do when they really want to hurt your eyes. Also, this talk spoils the ending of the first "Mistborn" book, which I do not consider a bad thing, so, here we go.


OK, so the climax of the first book is actually one of the problems. The book follows Vin, a young girl with rare magical abilities, training under a man named Kelsier, a mentor figure for her (yes, he dies), who is also a leader of a certain underground movement. That movement is working to overthrow Lord Ruler, who is basically the Evil Emperor of that book. No, he doesn't have a mark every centimeter or even every inch; instead, he is physically immortal. There were some assassination attempts against him in the past, some successful — in a sense that the assassin would actually strike him in a normally vital area; despite that, Lord Ruler always survived and quickly healed whatever injury he sustained.

Now, when the climactic battle finally begins, Vin goes to confront Lord Ruler. She doesn't know if she can actually kill him, but she is going to try. Fine.

Thing is, earlier in the book Vin discovered that under certain specific conditions she can see a couple of ghosts behind Lord Ruler. She doesn't know what is their deal, but she guesses that maybe — maybe — if she attacks the ghosts, rather than Lord Ruler himself, and manages to destroy them, then he might lose his immortality. As in, those ghosts are the source of his immortality, or at least connected to that source.

It certainly is a nice idea, but it doesn't work — she can't even touch those ghosts. Than another character arrives, and that character also tries to kill Lord Ruler, but goes about it differently. See, Lord Ruler has those lieutenants, called Inquisitors, who are very tough. So tough that many people consider them immortal as well. However, earlier in the book Kelsier kills one of the Inquisitors by snapping his neck. This newly arrived guy figured out that Inquisitors have several pieces of metal partially embedded in their bodies, and, by snapping the Inquisitor's neck, Kelsier also broke one of those pieces, which was what actually killed the Inquisitor. That was the source of his toughness. Kelsier could also pull that piece — or any other — out of the Inquisitor's body, which would also do the trick, but he didn't know it. So, that guy guesses that Lord Ruler's immortality might be of the same kind, and tries to find those metal pieces in the Lord Ruler's body. He manages to rip off Lord Ruler's shirt, and sees that there aren't any, so, that doesn't work either.

And then Vin notices there are two bracelets on Lord Ruler's arms; thin metal bracelets that partially go under his skin. Lacking better ideas, she grabs those bracelets, rips them off and throws far away. And that finally works: Lord Ruler pretty much drops dead then and there.

Here is the problem with it. Normally, in a climactic battle, if there are some things that the heroes try and fail, then each next one should be cooler than the previous one, and the coolest one should actually work. Otherwise it is pretty disappointing. Now, the idea with the ghosts was pretty cool. The idea with metal pieces similar to The Inquisitors could be cool, if not for a small mistake. See, near the beginning of the book it was mentioned that Lord Ruler survived several beheadings, among other things. Since the Inquisitor died from a simple neck snap, this makes it obvious that his immortality is of a different kind. And that character who tried it is of a scholarly kind, he is very unlikely to miss something that obvious.

Still, I could handwave it away — maybe that character realized his plan didn't make much sense, but it was the only plan he could come up with, and he was pretty desperate at the time. Sure, although I would like it to be spelled out explicitly.

And then Lord Ruler is finally defeated by... ripping a couple of metal pieces from his body. Huh? How is repeating the previous idea anywhere near cool? This is pretty much the definition of uncool.

Now let's talk about the other problem. Somewhere in the middle of the book, predictably, everything goes to hell. The rebel's plans are ruined, and most of them just think about running away and hiding in some very far corners of the empire, with a hope that Lord Ruler won't find them. And Kelsier — the leader — shakes them up. He shows them how bad Lord Ruler actually is, and, instead of scaring them even more, it does exactly what Kelsier hoped for: strengthens their determination. They are going to try again. I can understand that.

And then Kelsier says that one thing. He says "I'm glad that we had this crisis and got through it, but from now on there would be no discussing of my orders".

Huh?

If I was one of those rebels, and I felt as inspired as they were to try again, then this is pretty much the only thing that would make me walk out at that very moment. Because it isn't what a great leader says. It's what a tyrant in making says. This would make me certain that Kelsier is no better than Lord Ruler himself. I understand that democracy doesn't really work in a war-like situations, but there are other options, between the democracy and military-like discipline. And a group of rebels is not a military. At the very least, those he is talking to aren't soldiers; you might call them high-ranking officers. And high-ranking officers are expected to discuss their commander's decisions, even if he has the final say. This one phrase completely through me out of the book.


Now that this is out of the way, let's talk about the second book. The thing to know here is that from the very beginning of it Vin has this servant, who is a very special kind of shapeshifter. He can mimic the appearence of anyone whose body he consumed. Not living body, mind you, it's perfectly fine for him to eat a corpse. In fact, this particular shapeshifter gave an oath to never kill anyone. However, Vin, while acknowledging his usefulness, despises him on a personal level, for reasons that I think are pretty stupid, but hey, to everyone their own.

And then Vin gets in a big fight. She is attacked by several people at once, and she kills all of them. She is that good. However, in that battle her servant gets hurt, and needs another body. He proposes consuming the body of one of the assassins Vin has just killed, but she says no. Instead, she goes to a market, finds a guy selling dogs, picks a big, vicious dog he wasn't able to sell because it just attacks everyone who gets close, kills that dog and brings its body to her servant.

What?

OK, that might be a bit unclear. Let me rephrase: Fucking what?

So, instead of using a perfectly viable body of someone who a) tried to assassinate Vin, and b) is already dead, Vin, essentially, kills an abuse victim. And yes, that's how you get a dog to be vicious: by abusing it.

Now, I know that sometimes good guys do bad things; it's fine. And, given everything that Vin already went through, I wouldn't be surpirsed if that was her "start of darkness" — that actually might make heroes more interesting. However, in such cases there usually are subtle hints, so that an experienced reader can figure out what is going on. And I've picked none of them.

Nonetheless I wasn't sure. But here is another thing: Brandon Sanderson has a sort of author's commentary for his books, available on his website. After finishing the first book I've read his comments for it (I was cautious that they might be a bit spoilery), and, although they didn't actually add much value, some of them were amusing — for example, he confesses that when he chose the name for his main character — Vin — he completely forgot about the existence of Vin Diesel. Which was, of course, the exact moment when I myself remembered that Vin Diesel exists. Sanderson also talks about his writers group and how they helped him with the book; my understanding is that his writers group gets to read his books before they are even sent to a publisher, so if they spot some problem, he gets a chance to fix it.

This time I headed to his commentary right after I've read that scene with the dog. And there I've read this. I'm quoting from memory, so the exact wording might be different, and I'm definitely not going back to his website to find the exact quote, but the gist of it was this: "The scene with the dog was the one that caused the most intense emotional reaction of my writers group. To this day I still have no idea why".


So, that wasn't the start of darkness or anything. That was what Brandon Sanderson himself thinks is a normal, logical, natural thing to do.

I've deleted the book immediately, and I'm never ever touching anything that has Brandon Sanderson's fingerprints on it. That man is a monster. He is a piece of shit.
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Currently lots of people — analysts, people who think they're analysts, people who think they are not from the previous category, etc. — offer various theories why Prigozhin's private army, PMC Wagner, stopped at the outskirts of Moscow, about a hundred kilometers from the city. What is strange is that those theories aren't really deranged. Of course there is the expected "it's all smoke and mirrors" theory, according to which Prigozhin and Putin staged all this in order to something (there are several options — provoke Ukraine to do something rush, weed out disloyal elements in Putin's court, create a pretext to tightening Putin's grip on the population etc.) — it is stupid, of course, but, as I said, quite expected. There are more reasonable theories that Prigozhin expected some VIPs to support him, and gave up when none of them did — again, there are variations in who was supposed to support him, like general Surovikin, or Chechen khan Kadyrov. What I'd like to offer is a theory that is actually MORE deranged than what I've seen, just so it isn't boring. So...

1. Prigozhin started his coup in an attempt to save his life. MoD was going to seize his PMC, and that was the only thing keeping him alive.
2. Collective West realized that if the coup gains any real traction, then Russian nuclear weapons (which they think still exist) would get into the hands of what is, essentially, a criminal gang.
3. Western analysts correctly guessed that Prigozhin only cares about his own life.
4. So, Biden, Scholz and Macron discussed this (remember, they did have a conversation during Wagner's march on Moscow) and decided to offer Prigozhin witness protection in US.
5. Since none of them could afford actually talking to a known criminal, they decided to pass that offer through Kartoffelnführer Lukashenko, probably contacting him through German or French embassy.
6. Lukashenko immediately agreed — being useful to the West is his dream, he isn't happy being Putin's doormat.
7. Prigozhin realized what chance he gets and also agreed, since he didn't really expect to hold Moscow for long, even if he managed to seize it.

I think that theory is funnier than pretty much everything I've seen, while maintaining some kind of internal logic.
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Strelkov-Girkin in Telegram: "Prigozhin... will make history as the first criminal who became a leader of our poor country". With all due respect (about zero, actually), Stalin, before 1917, was a criminal — a bank robber, to be exact.

Tuckering

Mar. 21st, 2023 01:28 am
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I've just watched "Tucker and Dale vs evil".

Or rather tried to. I couldn't get to 15 minutes mark. Everybody is just SO unlikable.

It is frequently compared to "Cabin in the Woods", which I like a lot; and it has Alan Tudyk in it, but even he is awful.

I don't care. I can't watch it.
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Mozilla, please... just stop.
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Knives Out: Marta is kind, has a very strong moral compass, is willing to put herself at risk if it means doing the right thing, and is quite smart unless overwhelmed with strong emotions.
Glass Onion: the protagonist is... um... a schoolteacher?
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LJ yet again broke OpenID login. But there is a backdoor still open: https://www.livejournal.com/identity/login.bml