Vaccinating

Mar. 3rd, 2021 12:00 pm
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Source: https://bkaree.tumblr.com/post/644593798334332928/korompai-edömér-munkanélküli-géplakatos-hobbi-dj (not sure if it is the original)

Currently unemployed car mechanic Edömér Korompai, amateur DJ, virologist, and space researcher, did not get vaccinated, because according to him the live virus isn't dangerous, but its dormant form might have side effects 20 years later. Edömér also added that the virus passes through the mask easily, but oxigen doesn't.

Yoga instructor Rozália Karvalypusztai, who also does acupuncture in her free time, did not get vaccinated, because she doesn't believe the official epidemiological data, but only that the person's health is regulated by seven main chakras, and that we only get sick if our auras are full of negative energy.

Sándor Pelikán, health guru and the owner of a bio-stores chain, did not get vaccinated, because according to him the pharmaceutical industry is only about money. In his stores GMO-free Himalayan salt is $60/kg, and vitamin-C rich pills are 20$ for 50.

Marika, widow of József Kulipintyó, accountant, did not get vaccinated, because according to her there is no pandemic, the media simply lies. She read about it on knowledge-hurts.com, which always publishes the truth.

The Facebook troll behind the page called "Cuc Umber, Mrs Zsolt Mor", UFO researcher, did not get vaccinated, because according to her vaccines did not get proper testing. Instead, if she gets sick, she plans to treat herself with bug spray, which wasn't tested at all.

Izolda Kovács-Horváth, full-time mom/blogger/influencer and influenza spreader, did not get vaccinated, because according to her every illness is to be endured, so that we don't get sick.

Zsolt Barankó, bodyguard, security guard, and society informer, did not get vaccinated, because a lot of people died from flu as well. He failed to explain the logic that leads from one to the other.

Unknown person behind the Facebook page "Dragon Targaryen", amateur politologist, did not get vaccinated, because according to them, Viktor Orbán falsifies all epidemiological data (unless it's Ferenc Gyurcsány who does it1). Yes, foreign data as well. They just bribed all those people to die.

Imola Nagy-Zoárd, nail extension master, did not get vaccinated, because she is afraid that CIA would get all the information about everything she does via a chip in the vaccine. She posted about that from her smartphone to Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, and Snapchat.



1 Viktor Orbán — current prime minister of Hungary. Ferenc Gyurcsány — one of his predecessors, who is responsible for everything that goes wrong nowadays.

Date: 2021-03-03 04:31 pm (UTC)
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Прелестно! :)

Ждал в конце фразы "все они умерли в прошлом месяце".